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Detroit Ruins Draw Tourists to City
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Dec 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/27/2013 8:52:40 PM PST by John Semmens

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To: MarMema

I also grew up there, when Detroit was more a full fledged, vital city. My alma mater, Cass Tech High School was torn down a few years back. There were eight floors to that high school, and elevators. The juniors in high school used to trick the gullible freshmen into buy ‘elevator passes’. There were no real passes.


21 posted on 12/27/2013 11:31:53 PM PST by lee martell
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To: John Semmens

I’ve heard MichiganCentralStationHenge is a big draw.


22 posted on 12/28/2013 12:00:08 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (...)
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To: John Semmens
The ruins of Detroit. A good place to make SHTF films and TV shows.
23 posted on 12/28/2013 1:13:46 AM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: fella
"The ruins of Detroit. A good place to make SHTF films and TV shows."

Saddest thing of all is looking through that.

24 posted on 12/28/2013 1:40:06 AM PST by Tench_Coxe
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To: fella
That is truly sad.
One of those pictures is not Detriot.

Donnington castle UK. Remodeled 1644.
25 posted on 12/28/2013 2:03:06 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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To: GeronL

Raze the place and turn it into a corn field.


26 posted on 12/28/2013 3:04:58 AM PST by snoringbear (E.oGovernment is the Pimp,)
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To: John Semmens

Sign should be posted: years of liberal democratic rule have led to this


27 posted on 12/28/2013 3:22:46 AM PST by ronnie raygun
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To: John Semmens
... My role was more like a basketball player dribbling out the clock to preserve the team’s win.”

Excellent!

28 posted on 12/28/2013 3:29:58 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Try not to get too far ahead in the story. Spoilers abound." ~ Nicknamedbob)
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To: John Semmens

I always thought it would be funny if Romney took over the city. It would be an interesting experiment having a compentent man running the place. Then we could compare the results to obama’s time in office.

The media scorned him when he said the city will go bankrupt.


29 posted on 12/28/2013 4:28:23 AM PST by castlegreyskull
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To: John Semmens
I know this is satire, but you can't make this stuff up.

“We paid a guy $50 bucks for a three-hour tour,”

In related news, Wisconsin is spending millions of dollars to maintain vacant public school buildings rather than rent or sell the space to charter schools.

Instead of paying people for tours or throwing money at vacant buildings, I may send them my address and let them send money my way. Typical leftover of a city run by dims.

30 posted on 12/28/2013 4:32:23 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Carry_Okie; John Semmens; Lurker
All good satire contains a grain of truth. John's usually contains several large grains. Thanks, John for putting me on ping.

I recently watched "Detropia", a kind of documentary about the current state of decay of Detroit. It was highly rated, but kind of poorly edited, nonetheless, IMHO. One of the reasons I watched it was because it was like a travelogue of the ruins of Detroit. I could see what the destruction that socialism always causes, without having to risk getting shot.

My point is that, as usual, your posts are a brilliant refracting lens of reality. Amazing.

31 posted on 12/28/2013 4:48:24 AM PST by Hardastarboard (The question of our age is whether a majority of Americans can and will vote us all into slavery.)
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To: John Semmens

Thank you for the ping. It would be really funny if the reality wasn’t so sad.


32 posted on 12/28/2013 4:57:13 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: John Semmens

LOL! Very funny, John! GREAT WORK (and a great idea…hello enterprising Detroiters)!

I grew up on the south Detroit border, Lincoln Park, lived in Detroit’s south side…east side…north side, and graduated from a Detroit university - Wayne State.

Coming back from a high school hockey game in Detroit last week, my daughter asked me if Detroit would ever come back to what it was when I was growing up. My answer: No, not in my lifetime or hers. She disagreed. Without having the same time-frame of reference (the new normal?) she sees (and so do I) some of the good things happening in Detroit. Viewing from the longer arc of time Detroit has such a long way to go to get back to where it was. Ain’t happenin’.

We are not that far removed from the greatest criminal in Detroit and Michigan history, Kwame Kilpatrick. A whole host of his enablers, sycophants, supporters are still around, many in positions of “power”(totalitarians/socialists/fascists).


33 posted on 12/28/2013 5:32:44 AM PST by PGalt
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To: Hardastarboard; John Semmens
All good satire contains a grain of truth.

Sure it does. Then call it that. The point is that the site describes itself as "Semi-News/Semi-Satire," thus implying that it is a mixture of both. One then must separate the two to appreciate the craft, which is obviously there. In a case like Detroit, sadly, there is no bright line as far as the eye can see, no matter Bing-bling there may be. I'm offering a constructive comment, in no way meant to disparage the effort.

34 posted on 12/28/2013 6:33:28 AM PST by Carry_Okie (0-Care IS Medicaid; they'll pull a sheet over your head and take everything you own to pay for it.)
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To: John Semmens

I’ve always said they could have filmed “I am legend” in Detroit. They even have trees growing up through pavement in some places.

Good satire, John!


35 posted on 12/28/2013 6:37:51 AM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: MarMema
I believe it used to be called The 2nd Paris so the buildings which are decaying are still interesting to see.

If I recall, Detroit was called “Paris of the West.” The “Paris of the South” was Beirut, Lebanon.

36 posted on 12/28/2013 6:40:57 AM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: John Semmens
“It’s like seeing the pyramids without having to wait thousands of years for them to turn into ruins.” Carter congratulated himself on his good fortune."

"IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?" ….../S
37 posted on 12/28/2013 7:26:56 AM PST by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: John Semmens

There were guided tours to devastated areas of New Orleans following Katrina.


38 posted on 12/28/2013 8:04:09 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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To: John Semmens
That was pretty good.

5.56mm

39 posted on 12/28/2013 8:05:28 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: John Semmens

You’ve outdone yourself John. This is excellent!


40 posted on 12/28/2013 8:18:39 AM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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