Posted on 03/18/2013 3:19:37 PM PDT by markomalley
The Internet is abuzz with the fact that Satan on the History Channel’s The Bible miniseries, which has gotten great ratings, looks a tad like Obama if Michele gets him to go on a veggies only diet. I really don’t see much resemblance but it does give us a good excuse to look at the top ten reasons why Obama is not Satan:
1. Hell has never run a deficit.
2. Satan, whatever his other manifest evils, has never voted present.
3. Satan resides in Hell and Obama resides in Chicago. (A small difference I concede.).
4. Satan is the prince of liars, while Obama is at most an archduke of liars.
5. Satan to my knowledge has never eaten dog.
6. Satan has never used a teleprompter as far as I know.
7. The people of the United States have never elected Satan as President, although if God were running as a Republican and Satan as a Democrat in Cook County, I would not like God’s chances.
8. Satan has never attempted to have the Catholic Church pay for birth control.
9. Satan gets almost as bad press in the Mainstream Media as the Republican party.
10.Satan does not have a second in command as dimwitted as Biden.
11. Satan’s wart is on his chin instead of next to his nose.
Those are good, especially #10.
“10.Satan does not have a second in command as dimwitted as Biden.”
12) Satan would write his own biography.
13) Satan wouldn’t have a composite girlfriend.
14: Satan didn’t marry his beard.
Satan has experience running a large complex organization successfully.
15. Satan outwits people.
11. Satans biggest accomplishment is convincing people he does not exist.
Satan knows what he’s doing
Satan does not need Jarret to act on his behalf
Satan will occasionally do something right if only to throw people off...
This could go on for (insert Carl Sagan here) BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of examples.
#5 is a hoot. Gotta remember that one. Thanks for the laugh!
Obama/Satan - One of them believes in God.
Satan knows Scripture and can quote it correctly...
The other one thinks he's God.
16. Satan would never have married Michelle, he already knew what Hell is.
LOL. also, Satan doesn’t have a “wife”.
lulz Ping
Hang onto it for Friday, OK?
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