"I'm a love muffin!"
Posted on 10/25/2012 10:12:58 PM PDT by Steelfish
Biden And The Gushing Women...
By DONOVAN SLACK | 10/23/12 SPRINGFIELD, Ohio -- Given the reception Vice President Joe Biden received at a field office here Tuesday, it's a wonder that he and the president are not faring better in the polls with seniors. It's clear that Biden, at least, appears to be faring well with senior ladies.
Biden walked in for the surprise visit carrying a stack of large pizzas for the 80 or so volunteers – mostly women over 50 – who were gathered there, phone banking. The shrieks began within seconds: “Oh Jesus!” “Joe Biden’s here?” “Oh my God, oh, my God!”
“Oh Lord, please don’t let me faint,” Patrice Toliver said, a phone to her ear. She was in the middle of speaking with a voter, and was frantically trying to explain what was happening. “He’s coming into headquarters right now!” she exclaimed.
As Biden came closer, she abruptly hung up on the voter and stood still and silent and wide-eyed, seemingly shell-shocked.
“You’re the reason we’re going to win Ohio,” the vice president told the group.
One woman replied, “No, you’re the reason!”
Biden then began working the room, taking pictures, giving hugs, shaking hands, stroking faces.
“He’s so freakin’ personable!” said 74-year-old Ellen Wallace as she watched him greet people. “It’s unbelievable. He’s just a magnet.”
One woman approached him and without so much as a hello, gushed, “I have a cup o’ Joe every morning.” This reporter could not hear his reply, but a colleague insisted that Biden then experienced a rare moment of speechlessness.
As he approached the third row, where a group of four women sat, he told them a few things about his mother.
“The good Lord created two perfect women: the Blessed Mother and my mom,” he said.
(Excerpt) Read more at politico.com ...
In the words of the infamous buffoon, Joey Rimshot Biden, “This is a big f’n deal!”
OK ladies, Biden or Ryan, take your pick!
Nothing worse than celebrity status outweighing patriotism and loyalty to our Founding fathers. Even if Romney wins, there’s not much time left for America.
I’ll bet it’s that new Poligrip smile he broke in during the debates.
Wow! this is a tough one.
An attractive and extremely intelligent candidate with great conservative values...
Or...
Or a wishy washy loud mouth that comes across as a bully and not too darn bright. His gaffes might be amusing...for about 10 minutes. I do have to take into account the pizza delivery factor. (I love pizza)
Can I sleep on it and get back with ya tomorrow?/s
Sure hope they had extra Depends in the ladies room. Those sudden gushes could get very uncomfortable.
Goofy old ladies know a dirty old man when they see one......sheesh!
Sounds like Joe brought pizzas to a Phone Sex room by mistake....or maybe it wasn’t a mistake.
Biden hits me as some country club lounge lizard.
It's the chick magnet car.
One for his wife and one for his girlfriends.
If these ‘senior’ women were honest, they’d rather be cougars for Paul Ryan (the next VP)!
Making all those women happy by carrying in a stack of large pizzas is like him walking into a whore house carrying a large stack of $100 bills.
I’m a senior woman. I haven’t lost my common sense nor any marbles. I only read the title to this article and almost got sick. What a rotten thing to say about any group — especially one that’s survived so many other disasters in life.
Senility in adults is a major health concern.
Senility in adults is a major health concern.
Must be a joke.
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