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Pelosi Says GOP Campaign Too Negative
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 Sep 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/03/2012 11:27:02 AM PDT by John Semmens

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) contends that Republicans are “poisoning the debate” and “suffocating the issues under a barrage of facts and statistics.”

“All we are hearing from them is negativity,” Pelosi complained. “They say the economy is faltering, too many people are unemployed, taxes are too high, foreign policy is a shambles—just one unpleasant fact after another. This doesn’t lift up the country. It doesn’t boost morale.”

The Congresswoman contrasted the GOP’s negativity with the Democrats’ message of “hope and change.” “Everyday, the President is out there trying to take people’s minds off their troubles,” she said. “He is offering them a promise of a better tomorrow. He’s not wallowing in the failures of the past.”

Pelosi also faulted Romney for “fostering class warfare. He’s drawing distinctions based on whether you are a maker or a taker. President Obama, on the other hand, loves us all. He doesn’t draw lines between those who give and those who receive because he knows we’re all part of the same human family. And like a family, those who are able must work to support those who are in need. This is simple social justice.”

In related news, Census data reveals that median household income has declined by more than 8% since Obama took office. Alan Krueger, Chairman of the President’s Council of Economic Advisers dismissed this as “statistical noise that obscures the very real progress the Administration has made transforming America.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/09/29/voters-say-free-stuff-better-than-freedom/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2012dncstrategy; collectism; democrats; pelosi; satire

1 posted on 10/03/2012 11:27:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

You cannot fix insane.


2 posted on 10/03/2012 11:28:17 AM PDT by wac3rd (Somewhere in Hell, Ted Kennedy snickers....)
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To: wac3rd

She has a awesome supply of drugs


3 posted on 10/03/2012 11:30:14 AM PDT by scooby321 (AMS)
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To: scooby321

I am wondering how many times is it humanly possible to blink in one sentence? She is so nutty she makes Biden seem normal.


4 posted on 10/03/2012 11:33:26 AM PDT by Bitsy
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To: Bitsy

Definitely using projection. The GOP isn’t even campaigning, let alone being negative.


5 posted on 10/03/2012 11:34:58 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: John Semmens

Good one again John. SHEESH! LOL


6 posted on 10/03/2012 11:35:06 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: Bitsy

Any person who attains the position of Speaker of the House, and then tells the American people that “we have to pass bill so you can find out what’s in it,” should never be taken seriously by anybody about anything.


7 posted on 10/03/2012 11:36:04 AM PDT by Maceman
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To: Bitsy
I am wondering how many times is it humanly possible to blink in one sentence? She is so nutty she makes Biden seem normal.

Semmens got you! That's what makes his satire so great...it's believable.

8 posted on 10/03/2012 11:36:04 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
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To: John Semmens

Did Romney hire Pelosi as a campaign advisor?

When they’re squealing, you’re hitting the target.


9 posted on 10/03/2012 11:37:42 AM PDT by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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To: John Semmens

“...don’t confuse me with the facts.”


10 posted on 10/03/2012 11:38:00 AM PDT by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: John Semmens

Shut up you worthless lying... corrupt.. doped up.. botox overdosing hag.
You are partly responsible for this horrible economy which your gang has not improved one bit!

Oops,I hope that wasn’t to negative...?


11 posted on 10/03/2012 11:43:34 AM PDT by Leep (Forward! To Surfdom)
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To: John Semmens

Dirty air, dirty water, etc.


12 posted on 10/03/2012 11:43:34 AM PDT by cotton1706
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To: John Semmens

Hey nancy! You and your National Socialist Democrat Party Fuehrer are a worthless POS. Is that too negative for you?

Your Fuehrer wants to reestablish the democrat party tradition of slavery by making working, taxpaying citizens tax slaves to support the lazy, ignorant, illegal and socialist democrat party voter. We work, they collect our earnings. Is that too negative for you bitch?

It is too bad that the democrat party was not outlawed in 1865 and its leadership north and south hanged for treason. Is that too negative for you?

None of that is negative enough when it comes to the democrat party. The democrat party is the enemy of the Constitution and the Republic; even that statement is not harsh enough.

FUBO & FAD


13 posted on 10/03/2012 11:48:11 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: John Semmens

bump


14 posted on 10/03/2012 11:49:54 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: John Semmens
Are you joking?
15 posted on 10/03/2012 11:53:06 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the psychopath.)
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To: John Semmens
Who cares what this wicked hag has to say....

Sell you soul lately Nancy?

16 posted on 10/03/2012 11:55:57 AM PDT by thingumbob (I'm a bitter clinger...I dare you to take my gun)
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To: Maceman
we have to pass bill so you can find out what’s in it,”
Agreed. How people let her get away with that piece of idiocy is beyond me.
17 posted on 10/03/2012 11:56:01 AM PDT by Bitsy
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

It’s satire. It’s funny to fool conservatives though isn’t it? Maybe they can spread this and be made fools of elsewhere!
(/sarc)

I don’t appreciate the attempt to make fools of conservatives. But that’s why I’m a “troll”. (see tagline)


18 posted on 10/03/2012 12:00:35 PM PDT by UltraV ("..after I looked at your posting history, I think you need to post at DU." -Arrowhead1952 to UltraV)
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To: John Semmens
Isn't Nancy getting close to the mandatory age where you have to sit down with the death panel and be told no extraordinary expenses to save here life? Oh my bad she is not on Obamacare because she is a member of Congress and her husband is filthy rich because of all her “inside Knowledge”
19 posted on 10/03/2012 12:12:39 PM PDT by pietraynor (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Ronald Reagan)
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To: John Semmens
“suffocating the issues under a barrage of facts and statistics.”

We know, Nan. You libs just can't handle the facts.

20 posted on 10/03/2012 12:19:17 PM PDT by MEGoody (You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: UltraV

Oh, this is hysterical. You and others of your ilk are responsible for Obama, and you call conservatives “fools”?

Pot.
Kettle.
Black.


21 posted on 10/03/2012 12:21:44 PM PDT by Exeter (A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
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To: UltraV
I was merely mocking Nancy Pelosi saying "Are you joking?" when asked if Obamacare was Constitutional.
22 posted on 10/03/2012 12:22:40 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the psychopath.)
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To: John Semmens

I sure love your satire. the democRATs are so nutty that often I get hooked for just a second before I notice the source. Thanks for the smiles.


23 posted on 10/03/2012 12:42:57 PM PDT by SPOTTEDOWL (Are frontal lobotomies prerequisite for being classified as a liberal?)
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To: John Semmens

LLS exposes peloser as a whore for satan.

LLS


24 posted on 10/03/2012 1:03:48 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer ("if it looks like you are not gonna make it you gotta get mean, I mean plumb mad-dog mean" J. Wales)
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To: SPOTTEDOWL

It really is hard to tell with Democrats. I mean, it is not hard at all to believe that they might have said something that stupid.


25 posted on 10/03/2012 1:07:53 PM PDT by Scarlet Pimpernel (And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?)
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To: Exeter

How am I responsible for Obama? Please tell me.


26 posted on 10/03/2012 1:35:44 PM PDT by UltraV ("..after I looked at your posting history, I think you need to post at DU." -Arrowhead1952 to UltraV)
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To: Exeter

Also, I didn’t call conservatives, of which I am one, fools. I said I don’t like them being fooled into thinking things are true that aren’t.


27 posted on 10/03/2012 1:37:11 PM PDT by UltraV ("..after I looked at your posting history, I think you need to post at DU." -Arrowhead1952 to UltraV)
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To: UltraV

“It’s funny to fool conservatives though isn’t it? Maybe they can spread this and be made fools of elsewhere!”

Sorry, troll-boy. You just joined Free Republic last Weds. and already outed by Arrowhead1952. You talk about wanting to make conservatives look foolish here and “elsewhere” while at the same time claiming to be conservative yourself?
You’re either a liar or you need to see someone re: this case of self-hatred you have...

As for your complicity in Obama’s reign,
You’re smug like a liberal,
you take pleasure in insulting Freepers like a liberal,
you feign innocence and outrage like a liberal.
Occam’s razor would say you’re a liberal
QED


28 posted on 10/03/2012 2:18:47 PM PDT by Exeter (A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
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To: Exeter

How was I “outed”?


29 posted on 10/03/2012 2:21:30 PM PDT by UltraV ("..after I looked at your posting history, I think you need to post at DU." -Arrowhead1952 to UltraV)
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To: Exeter

And how nice of you to misquote me and leave off the (/sarc) notice.


30 posted on 10/03/2012 2:22:55 PM PDT by UltraV ("..after I looked at your posting history, I think you need to post at DU." -Arrowhead1952 to UltraV)
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To: Exeter

“It’s funny to fool conservatives though isn’t it? Maybe they can spread this and be made fools of elsewhere!”

Compare that to:

“it’s funny to fool conservatives though isn’t it? Maybe they can spread this and be made fools of elsewhere! (/sarc)”

Why did you cut off my sarcasm tag? Maybe you didn’t see it? Does it change anything about the quote at all?

All I said is I don’t appreciate poorly written satire that might trick an unsuspecting conservative into being the truth. We have to deal with so much disinfo I find poor satire a distraction and not useful at all. We are facing the election of our lives, so I feel it is not the time for giving a “haha, you fell for it” to other conservatives.

But only a DU poster would agree that feeding disinformation to the Right is a bad thing...?


31 posted on 10/03/2012 2:35:08 PM PDT by UltraV ("Trollboy")
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To: UltraV

Been with us for 1 week and your posts clearly show you revel in creating discord (Arrowhead says you’re DU-worthy if you ask who George William Bush is? Sounds like a 5 year-old with his daddy’s laptop.)

We’ve already discussed your love of making conservatives look foolish so no need to rehash that.

Your pride in the “troll” moniker. It’s obvious from your statement and tagline you wear it like a badge of honor.

Arrowhead had it right. Today’s posts from you only reinforce it.

This has been fun, but I have a job to go to now. You know, a job. You may have heard about them there in your parent’s basement...

I look forward to your next post, troll-boy.


32 posted on 10/03/2012 2:53:12 PM PDT by Exeter (A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
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To: John Semmens

PROJECTION!


33 posted on 10/03/2012 3:13:48 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useful idiots.)
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To: Exeter

Creating discord? How? Arrowhead called me du worthy for my previous posts simply because I disagree that John Semmens wrote good satire.

You quoted me without my sarc tag. How can you possibly justify that? You doctored my words to make me look like a leftist on purpose, because why? Why?

I thought being called a troll for being conservative in a conservative forum was hilarious.


34 posted on 10/03/2012 10:18:10 PM PDT by UltraV
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