Posted on 06/15/2012 1:53:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
They’re real and they’re spectacular.
[When pigs fry.]
I love fried pig.
So, you come across a car wreck with injured people in the car. In DUmmieland, the first thing you DON'T do is put down flares, call 911 and try to comfort the injured. The first thing this jerk will do is wake you from your shock faint and ask if you are a Republican.
Watch what you say!
Liberalism...truly a mental disease.
Mmmmmm...Help you I Can't....Yessss.......
I'm a volunteer firefighter/EMT and as such get many chances to aid folks I don't know that are in need of assistance but for now on if my pager goes off at 2 AM I'm not getting out of bed if the 911 caller is not a Democrat. ~~~ Better I get some sleep than to save some miserable pukes life/property. ~~~
Yep get some sleep Moonbat, you'll need a lot of rest.
First, for when you get Fired for dereliction and discrimination. Then for when you're SUED for every penny you have for any damages. And then ... for when you're prosecuted for any injuries that occurred and get sent off to Prison.
Then DUmmie, say Hi to your new Bunkmate -- 'Lifer', Jamal El-TaBaaz Jones. He likes to Pump Iron in 'the yard'. Likes late night walks on the beach to the prison shower, loves Jazz and white meat, and needs a new 'girlfriend' -- fast. (Now maybe if you tell him you hate those "miserable pukes" he won't sell you to everyone 'for a party'. Nah.... forget that, he won't give a sh__.)
Bro or sistah cain't hep cause dey ain't yet got dey gubmint handout.
because they'd just start expecting handouts.
Hey DUmmie, how many dims are on gubmint handout programs?
remind them there's no free lunch. And assure them that if they had only made better life-choices, they wouldn't be in whatever mess they're in.
Most of the free breakfast, lunch and dinner programs are in DUmmie areas. People paying taxes are in heavy Republican areas.
It's what they would say to you, after all.
My 40+ years of paying taxes to Uncle Sam would beg to differ with you DUmmie.
helping some guy a thousand miles away you've never met - they invoke this Ayn Rand claptrap. Truly confused people.
YAY!!!! I'll never again have to donate another dime to free will offerings for disasters such as Katrina, Ike, the Joplin tornado, the Japan earthquake, etc. < /s> DUmmies are the confused people.
WOW, my covert bogus DUmmy account persona makes the DUFU!I’m in Red!
Ahh. Good to be back. That was a great read. This is going to be a great year. Thank you Charles.
“..for now on if my pager goes off at 2 AM I’m not getting out of bed if the 911 caller is not a Democrat. Better I get some sleep than to save some miserable pukes life/property.”
I have a hard time believing this, but just in case....
Hey DUmmie, so you only want tax money to support your efforts from DEMOCRATS? I could go along with ya on that one! Quit asking for conservatives to pay more in taxes if you are so willing to exclude them from the services that those tas revenues SUPPOSEDLY provide.
Do you have a link to that AR quote? I’d love to bookmark it for continual use throughout the year....
It’s in the front page of my personal website:
www.starlancs.com.
I’m in the process of overhauling that site, so it may move, but it’ll still be there. That’s a real right-between-the-eyes statement that’s guaranteed to send liberals and their ilk into fits of frothing-at-the-mouth rage.
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