Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-12 ("I Will Not Aid A Republican")
Posted on 06/15/2012 1:53:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The Democratics pride themselves on being the Party of Peace, Love, and Tolerance. Well, yesterday we heard from the DUmmies that "'Conservatives' are traitors," ergo, worthy of silencing, execution, and consignment to the flames of hell. Now today the lovefest continues with this gem, a THREAD by DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, "I Will Not Aid A Republican."
Peace, Love, and Tolerance? Let's find out now as we lie half-dead on the road between Jerusalem and Jericho and await the response of the priest and the Levite, whether or not they will stop and help us. The DUmmies' cold comments are in Die Republicans Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who has love for all men, even DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:
I Will Not Aid A Republican
[That's straight from the DUmmie Scout Oath.]
In the future if someone is in trouble and I find out they are a Republican I will just walk away.
[Now is NOT the time for all good men to come to the aid of THEIR party.]
I won't help them in any way. I have already ended my association with all the Republicans I know. And none of them are my friends.
[Thank you, Mr. Warmth. Now, DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, let's hear from your colleagues . . .]
Well, if you're comitted to this line of thought...At least explain to them that you can't help them, because they'd just start expecting handouts. remind them there's no free lunch. And assure them that if they had only made better life-choices, they wouldn't be in whatever mess they're in. It's what they would say to you, after all.
[Thank you, DUmmie Scootaloo, for revealing right away the fundamental flaw in liberals' thinking, i.e., the failure to distinguish between FORCED governmental redistribution of wealth, which Republicans oppose, and VOLUNTARY private acts of mercy, which we are all in favor of. You're just too dense and brainwashed to see that, aren't you?]
The truly insane thing about Republicans is many will go out of their way to help people they know/meet in their personal lives, but the minute the situation becomes abstract - helping some guy a thousand miles away you've never met - they invoke this Ayn Rand claptrap. Truly confused people.
[The truly surprising thing here is that you acknowledge that Republicans WILL go out of their way to help people. Don't you know we're all heartless b*st*rds??]
It's called naked tribalism.
["Naked tribalism"? Now you've got benburch's attention!]
'Scuse me sir...I'd like to apply a dressing to this sucking chest wound but first I'm going to need you to complete a quick survey...Question 1a....
[I detect a note of sarcasm.]
Thats mighty progressive of you. If I can help ANYONE I will. It's the HUMAN thing to do.
[LOUSY SAMARITAN TROLL!!!]
The great wall can be seen from outer space, and it was built 1 brick at a time.
[DUmmie DiverDave rebukes TheMastersNemesis, who would dismantle the wall to stone the Republicans, 1 brick at a time. DUmmie rrHeretic then snipes back at DiverDave . . .]
Ah yes, the ego speakith!!
[The ego has landed.]
That's might nice of you (NOT). But the real message you're saying is: I am just so unique and nice that it compels me to help anyone regardless of the DANGER they are to rational, normal human beings because I know so much MORE than other people, especially those totally f***ed by these right wingers.
[Rational, normal human beings would never HELP those dangerous right-wingers!]
I could go on with this but. . . .
[In fact, I think I will . . .]
YOU, being so nice and special, don't seem to care. If any of the scum on the right need help, you'll jump right in. Sorta like trying to help a rabid dog by giving it some food or water and then it takes a bite out of you.
[Beware of rabid Republican! There's a plague of hydrophoby in these parts!]
No DiverDave, you are not special, just incredibly naive regarding the real danger they are to the rest of us. It is WAR in this country - we are in a war whether or not you see the reality in front of you or not.
[DiverDave is AWOL in the Democrats' War on Rethuglicans.]
And sadly, for you at least, those on the right look at people like you and laugh derisively. I know because I've tried to reach out to them in the past only to have my fingers cut off.
[DUmmie rrHeretic has learned to type with his toes. DiverDave responds . . .]
Dude step away from the , well whatever it is that makes you act like a dick.
[If it acts like a dick and walks like a dick. . . . DUmmie rrHeretic must take Levite-tra.]
Hell, I'd even help YOU. One brick at a time, man. . . .
[A brick for a dick.]
I'm a volunteer firefighter/EMT and as such get many chances to aid folks I don't know that are in need of assistance but for now on if my pager goes off at 2 AM I'm not getting out of bed if the 911 caller is not a Democrat. Better I get some sleep than to save some miserable pukes life/property.
[Sweet! That's the spirit! LET their house burn down! Serves 'em right!]
What about swing voters? Or what if someone says they split their ticket?
[In that case, we put out the fire on the second floor but let the first floor burn to the ground.]
Split the ticket? You mean vote for 1 right winger who might not be as extreme as the other 1 you're not voting for? Sorry, but if it looks like a pig, walks like a pig, oinks like a pig, then it's a freaking right winging nutjob.
[When pigs fry.]
You seem to be on a mission to devalue the lives of conservatives. Post after post, that's what you argue. Is that because you're a liberal who feels strongly about these things? Maybe. But perhaps your intention is to raise a chorus of replies saying 'Yes! Let them die,' . . . That . . . would make liberals look pretty hypocritical. Aw heck. Just speculation here. Surely you aren't deliberately trying to encourage that.
[DUmmie RZM, are you suggesting that DUmmie TheMastersNemesis could be . . . might be . . . a . . . Naaahh!!!]
I think you’re right!
Week Month Year Decade Century in DUmmieland.
Hmmm I wonder how the response would be to an independent? Would that throw them into confusion and chaos more than usual?
No golf today, so I’m awake...
I agree. It’s real. We’ve had plenty of this stuff from these people over time not to recognize the hate. Not to say a given DU’er isn’t a troll, but the hate’s there.
It’s almost hard to believe people in this country can be THAT stupid!
Also will they refuse aid from a Republican if they are in trouble? I have this deep wound but before you give me first aid tell me how you voted in the last election?
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to posting on democraticunderground."
Personally, any EMT that will not take the call to help a “right winger” (how would they know? what idiots) then they need to be arrested for manslaughter and thrown in prison and raped.
The average DU denizen, I wouldn’t pi$$ on if they were on fire.
They settle for fear. I’ll settle on a beer...
What, exactly, are these DU people doing that is helpful to America?
I wish they were LFTs, but I once knew a guy who was serious when he said he’d decided conservatives did not deserve to live (I hadn’t seen him in years, and he thought I was a liberal). And he was a nurse. I’m still waiting to read about his serial IV slayings.
I’ve grown closer with my liberal cousins in recent years. They’re very urban and I’m very rural and they’re increasingly interested in how I get by without all those urban services.
I’m happy to teach them what I can. When the crap hits the fan, I want them as self sufficient as possible.
Funny thread. But please clean up the excerpts a little? Charles is a Pastor (who can cuss like a Sailor when he wants to...lol).
I agree: I think TheMastersNemesis is a LFT (or other troll) trying to make DUmmies look even worse. (And it’s mostly succeeding.)
I notice the other DUmmies jumped all over that guy’s sh*t.
A bad case of poison IV?
Heh. Can’t get a ONE past you can I? I am glad to say he doesn’t work for the VA anymore. But I really was afraid he’d pull something. I haven’t spoken with him since he called me a couple nights before the election in ‘08 to gloat about Obama and all the Dem gains in Congress. The last thing I said to him was, “Tom, prepared to be very disappointed.”
I was just discussing with another Freeper a guy I worked with some time back who was a flaming lib nutcase. Let me assure you from personal experience that that mentality is totally on par with a significant portion of liberals.
I’m all for aiding a fellow human in life threatening distress. Other than that, libs can make due. However you have to understand just how deep their hatred is. They are no different than any of the tyrants throughout history who killed or subjugated anyone who was different from themselves for the crime of BEING different from themselves.
People just do not understand. They probably have contact with a few Starbucks libs and think, like many once did of hippies and eco freaks...”Oh they’re harmless. They wouldn’t hurt anyone.”
They are not harmless. Look at the lib who blasted Giffords and killed the judge and kids. Look at the OWSers who tried bombing the bridge. Look at the ex con lib icon currently organizing swat raids on conservative bloggers.
Liberals are one lost issue away from wanting you, me and the rest of us dead...and acting on it. They believe in no higher power than the state and have no moral compass to guide them. OWS is a prime example of domestic terrorists in training.
No, that post was very, very real. And when zero goes down to defeat, you can rest uneasy that all those late night lattes reading Chi and Marx will suddenly move out of the theory stage and into the violence stage. History has taught us it will. And history always repeats.
Oh and the whack job lib I mentioned? He’s now a flack for a state politico.
Yes. Our practice here is that when quoting the DUmmies and they use the "f" word (which is about every third post), we substitute asterisks for some of the letters, to wit: "f***," "f***ers," "f***in'," and the like. It captures the ambience without the offending vulgarity.
Charles is a Pastor (who can cuss like a Sailor when he wants to...lol)
Well, as a pastor, I am familiar with human sin in just about every manifestation--and I myself am guilty of plenty of it. One thing I have never done, though, in my entire life is to let the "f" word come out of my mouth. I've said "d*mn" and "sh*t," but never "f***." It shows a poor vocabulary, if nothing else.
I think what happened was the first post mentioned that the poster might like living in a fascist country and that set the tone..It is early days for the thread it still got 8 recs..
I have seen some others threads suggesting it was racism as no reporter would do it to a white president..
My apologies i did not even think about excerpting the F word bad decision on my behalf..My bad..
What?? No Kewpie doll award for this moment of insight?
It's hard to tell with these guys. Is the over-the-top hatred and lunacy of these people REALI've got no idea what particular social disorder(s) liberal-progressives suffer from, but I'll bet you $20 you can't say it three-times-fast.
I can never forget my encounter with hard-core Leftists while deployed to Iraq.
Pennsylvania National Guard troops, from John Murtha's home district. Big, mean, steel-town union thugs. They loudly proclaimed that all Republicans must be hung by piano wire.
Leftists are beyond redemption. I stopped talking to them years ago.
There is no better language teacher than he who defers to the language of the orthodox church! The earlier in life, the better.
Credit to Freeper noumenon for this: “Scratch a liberal. Find a Fascist.”.
These a**holes should be very careful what they wish for. Because they are going to get it. In spades.
Love the tagline...
The milk of human kindness has turned to sour scream with these ones.
Sounds like most would man the firing squad.
Pray for America
Worth repeating and long consideration. Act accordingly.
The greatest guilt today is that of people who accept collectivism by moral default; the people who seek protection from the necessity of taking a stand, by refusing to admit to themselves the nature of that which they are accepting; the people who support plans specifically designed to achieve serfdom, but hide behind the empty assertion that they are lovers of freedom, with no concrete meaning attached to the word; the people who believe that the content of ideas need not be examined, that principles need not be defined, and that facts can be eliminated by keeping one's eyes shut. They expect, when they find themselves in a world of bloody ruins and concentration camps, to escape moral responsibility by wailing: "But I didn't mean this!"
Those who want slavery should have the grace to name it by its proper name. They must face the full meaning of that which they are advocating or condemning; the full, exact, specific meaning of collectivism, of its logical implications, of the principles upon which it is based, and of the ultimate consequences to which these principles will lead.
These dirty little mass murderers-in-the-making exhibit a fatal blindness. Their fail to see how their actions are pushing the limits of self-restraint that have prevented the civilized among us from teaching them first hand the price of liberty. Once that threshold has been crossed, our immutable anger will not be contained. Then - then they will discover just who has been buying all those guns and all that ammo for the past several years.
Gee. Hearts and flowers all around. I’m still not sending Sandra Fluck any money for her birth control!
Believe it, this is real. I have a neighbor who is a psychotherapist at the nearby VA hospital in Houston. He occassionaly goes into rants that anyone who owns a business is an oppressor who belongs in prison. I would bet a paycheck that he gives his patients some heavy head trip that they are “war criminals”. These are the people we will be up against when CW2 goes hot. When, not if. I have also seen plenty of it in Minneapolis. The fact that Flint Hills
Resources (owned by the eeeeeeeviiiiiillll Koch Brothers (C)) made me the equivalent of a child molester.
They’re real and they’re spectacular.
[When pigs fry.]
I love fried pig.
So, you come across a car wreck with injured people in the car. In DUmmieland, the first thing you DON'T do is put down flares, call 911 and try to comfort the injured. The first thing this jerk will do is wake you from your shock faint and ask if you are a Republican.
Watch what you say!
Liberalism...truly a mental disease.
Mmmmmm...Help you I Can't....Yessss.......
I'm a volunteer firefighter/EMT and as such get many chances to aid folks I don't know that are in need of assistance but for now on if my pager goes off at 2 AM I'm not getting out of bed if the 911 caller is not a Democrat. ~~~ Better I get some sleep than to save some miserable pukes life/property. ~~~
Yep get some sleep Moonbat, you'll need a lot of rest.
First, for when you get Fired for dereliction and discrimination. Then for when you're SUED for every penny you have for any damages. And then ... for when you're prosecuted for any injuries that occurred and get sent off to Prison.
Then DUmmie, say Hi to your new Bunkmate -- 'Lifer', Jamal El-TaBaaz Jones. He likes to Pump Iron in 'the yard'. Likes late night walks
on the beach to the prison shower, loves Jazz and white meat, and needs a new 'girlfriend' -- fast. (Now maybe if you tell him you hate those "miserable pukes" he won't sell you to everyone 'for a party'. Nah.... forget that, he won't give a sh__.)
Bro or sistah cain't hep cause dey ain't yet got dey gubmint handout.
because they'd just start expecting handouts.
Hey DUmmie, how many dims are on gubmint handout programs?
remind them there's no free lunch. And assure them that if they had only made better life-choices, they wouldn't be in whatever mess they're in.
Most of the free breakfast, lunch and dinner programs are in DUmmie areas. People paying taxes are in heavy Republican areas.
It's what they would say to you, after all.
My 40+ years of paying taxes to Uncle Sam would beg to differ with you DUmmie.
helping some guy a thousand miles away you've never met - they invoke this Ayn Rand claptrap. Truly confused people.
YAY!!!! I'll never again have to donate another dime to free will offerings for disasters such as Katrina, Ike, the Joplin tornado, the Japan earthquake, etc. < /s> DUmmies are the confused people.
WOW, my covert bogus DUmmy account persona makes the DUFU!I’m in Red!
Ahh. Good to be back. That was a great read. This is going to be a great year. Thank you Charles.
“..for now on if my pager goes off at 2 AM I’m not getting out of bed if the 911 caller is not a Democrat. Better I get some sleep than to save some miserable pukes life/property.”
I have a hard time believing this, but just in case....
Hey DUmmie, so you only want tax money to support your efforts from DEMOCRATS? I could go along with ya on that one! Quit asking for conservatives to pay more in taxes if you are so willing to exclude them from the services that those tas revenues SUPPOSEDLY provide.
Do you have a link to that AR quote? I’d love to bookmark it for continual use throughout the year....
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