Yeah, we certainly can all agree that Michelle doesn’t deserve any prizes in the IQ department. No news there.
Still, whichever genius wrote the headline for this story isn’t exactly the brightest bulb in the circuit either:
Michelle was an undergraduate at Princeton. So the opus in question wasn’t a “masters” thesis (with or without an apostrophe). It was a SENIOR thesis. A very big difference.
You will shortly receive a FReep mail from the Coach for your audacity.