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You Know What? Republicans Are Like Legos...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 8-15-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 08/15/2011 12:40:57 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Here is the latest gem of wisdom from DNC Debbie Wasserman Scultz, the same woman who said Obama turned the economy around...

"The president is in actually remarkably good shape given that he is still struggling to help pull our economy out of the Republican recession that he inherited. His numbers are still strong; he still has widespread support," Wasserman Schultz responded. "If anyone is in trouble, it is the Republican Party..."

"Right now, they have a collection of candidates for president who are busy trying to out-right wing each other," Wasserman Schultz said of the GOP field. "Essentially they are all so similar that they might as well be Legos, they are that interchangeable."

From CBS News

Has this woman ever been to a Lego store? What's so "interchangeable" about the Legos that built all of these...


So, basically, Legos are awesome, and her comparison isn't really all that off the mark.

Especially that last one. That's right libs, Legos can be used to make the Mona Lisa. Unlike the skill set needed to become a Democratic nominee for President, this is something that takes talent. Also, the parts needed to make that happen are as interchangeable as...well...



Little Debbie rips on Legos because they're above her paygrade.



TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: legos; republicans; satire
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1 posted on 08/15/2011 12:40:59 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Conservatives are more like weebles, we wobble but we don’t fall down.


2 posted on 08/15/2011 12:43:55 PM PDT by dforest
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To: The Looking Spoon

Democrats are like bleeding hemorrhoids.


3 posted on 08/15/2011 12:48:39 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Democrats are like cow####: no matter how much you scrape, you just can’t get rid of it all.


4 posted on 08/15/2011 12:50:54 PM PDT by magslinger (Senator Olo Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern (RINO))
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To: The Looking Spoon

Dear Wasserman-Schultz, You Democrats have been in charge for the - what? - past 5 or 6 YEARS. So, I’d say IT’S THE DEMOCRAT RECESSION THAT OBAMA “INHERITED”. - It’s going to be sort of hard to keep blaming “Bush” for a situation that Obama’s only making worse. That old saw, Obama’s reliable fall-back, is wearing real threadbare. (All the PR the MSM can muster is fooling very few these days.)


5 posted on 08/15/2011 12:52:48 PM PDT by Twinkie (You can't spend your way out of debt !!!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

"His Majesty is like a stream of bat piss...."

6 posted on 08/15/2011 12:55:20 PM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: The Looking Spoon
And illegal aliens are like cue balls.

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

7 posted on 08/15/2011 12:59:41 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Obama and the Dems - The flash mob raiding the Treasury.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

One of our local talk show guys was discussing Deb this morning, referring to her Jerri Curls, she “looks like a white Lionel Ritchie.”

At least Ritchie has some talent. Keep talking, Deb. I need the sleep.


8 posted on 08/15/2011 1:00:54 PM PDT by La Enchiladita (I said it, I meant it and I represent it.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

And thank you House Democrats for the staggering debts you have racked up!!!!

This guy is amusing.

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com


9 posted on 08/15/2011 1:02:55 PM PDT by Squidster
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To: The Looking Spoon
Debbie Wasserman-Shultz is like a good dose of clap.

Before she arrives, is pleasure; but after, it's a pain in the dong.

10 posted on 08/15/2011 1:11:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

We're retaking the country block by block.
Lego Escher

11 posted on 08/15/2011 1:13:15 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Yes, as a matter of fact, it is that time again -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Lazamataz

BOOT HER.

http://www.karenforcongress.com


12 posted on 08/15/2011 1:13:39 PM PDT by bicyclerepair ( REPLACE D-W-S ! http://www.karenforcongress.com)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Yeah, well at least with Republican Lego's you can build rockets, and planes, and other cool stuff. With Democrat Lego's you only build low income housing, and you always have to knock it down in 30 minutes because it becomes infested with rats and criminals.
13 posted on 08/15/2011 1:16:00 PM PDT by throwback ( The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid)
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46 Days And FR Is Still Short Of Its Goal

Take FR Across The Finish Line

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14 posted on 08/15/2011 1:17:50 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Thank God they are trying to position themselves further to the right. Last time around we were beat because all we offered was Obama-Lite.


15 posted on 08/15/2011 1:21:14 PM PDT by BUGSWOL
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To: The Looking Spoon
At least Legos have a function. You can build things with them. Dems are like Shrinky Dinks......

They promise tons of fun and enjoyment, but all you do is waste a lot of time and money on their promises.

16 posted on 08/15/2011 1:59:18 PM PDT by edpc (Ruck Famadan)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Democrats are more like Slinkies...


17 posted on 08/15/2011 4:08:53 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Freepin’ awesome!


18 posted on 08/15/2011 5:42:45 PM PDT by magslinger (Senator Olo Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern (RINO))
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To: magslinger

:’) The same guy did a bunch of other Escher works in Lego, including “Ascending and Descending”.


19 posted on 08/15/2011 7:03:22 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Yes, as a matter of fact, it is that time again -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: SunkenCiv

Once you mentioned it, I checked out his website. “Relativity” is IMHO the best. They are all cool. He is a lot smarter and has way more free time than I do.


20 posted on 08/16/2011 5:52:34 AM PDT by magslinger (Senator Olo Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern (RINO))
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