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Dear Diary: Chelsea Clinton
The National Post ^ | July 31, 2010 | Ron Wadden

Posted on 07/31/2010 12:13:15 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

As imagined by Ron Wadden, on the eve of the nuptials of Ms. Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky in Rhinebeck, N.Y.

MONDAY

It happened again today, while Marc and I were at Party Palace to pick up the folding chairs. A Rhinebeck yokel shouts: "HEY CHELSEA, MEZVINSKY RHYMES WITH LEWINSKY." It doesn't even make sense, but that hasn't stopped people from belting it out like it's the funniest thing since the Palin campaign. (Mom's even cracked it a couple of times herself, but only when Dad's nearby.) Marc doesn't seem bothered. He knows I'm not so shallow as to choose my life partner according to some checklist of random details. Being the offspring of former elected Democrats is enough for me. Oh and rich, that helps. And never beating Dad at golf. And promising never to run for office against Mom. That's good enough for me. And understanding that I'll keep my surname. That too. That's a big one. (Chelsea Mezvinsky? Can you imagine?)

TUESDAY

I didn't think we'd ever get the guest list finalized. The first invitations went out a couple of months ago to 30 of our dearest friends for an intimate wedding in a charming little venue. Then the parents got involved. One thing's for sure: When a former president, the current Secretary of State and two former members of Congress get involved, the bureaucracy expands like Dad's waistline at an Arkansas buffet. Before we knew it, we'd invited 500 of our dearest friends/colleagues/relatives/ strategists/donors/spokespeople/pollsters/spin doctors/damage-control experts/bodyguards. It didn't stop until I said the magic word: Obama. If only I'd thought of it sooner.(continued)

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Politics
KEYWORDS: billclinton; chelseaclinton; clintons; democrats; hillary; hillaryclinton; marriage; obama
LOL
1 posted on 07/31/2010 12:13:18 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Hilaryious;)!!!!!!!!!!!


2 posted on 07/31/2010 12:16:44 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - redemption)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

That was a thing of beauty


3 posted on 07/31/2010 12:18:29 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I saw the picture of Hillerat and beached whale came to mind.
4 posted on 07/31/2010 12:54:39 PM PDT by mountainlion (concerned conservative.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

After seeing Chelsea and her fiance together, the best advice that anyone could give them is, “Don’t Breed”.


5 posted on 07/31/2010 1:10:39 PM PDT by festusbanjo (It's not that we tax too little, it's that we spend too damn much!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I wonder if she’s sad her real dad (webb hubbell) isn’t here to see it.


6 posted on 07/31/2010 1:24:23 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: CaptainK
That was a thing of beauty

Mebbe.

But she sure as hell ain't.

7 posted on 07/31/2010 1:43:21 PM PDT by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and Obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

canhedothat????


8 posted on 07/31/2010 1:52:50 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: sodpoodle

9 posted on 07/31/2010 7:54:11 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience.)
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