Posted on 03/20/2017 10:04:45 PM PDT by Rabin
Jeff Foxworthy follow on ..
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim. 6. If you can’t think of anyone that you haven’t declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim. 10. If you find this really offensive and do not forward it, you may be a part of the problem here in America - but if you delete in rsge, you are most likely a MusRad or just a pc snvvit whiner.
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Rab.
Great, so some radical Imam will put out a fatwa for Jeff Foxworthy’s head, and who will take the blame for it?
"...You might be a Muslim..."
I will admit that I really want to post this on Facebook but am a chicken shit about the reaction I would get from family and friends who don’t understand the threat of Islam.
probably Democrat hackers would get u banned from Facebook, especially given Mark Cuckerberg running the thing.
Bringbackthedraft “Great, so some radical Imam will put out a fatwa for Jeff Foxworthy’s head, and who will take the blame for it?”
Hay dumb ass radimam, up yours...
Rab
I never have that problem, although I also don’t use Facebook.
Jeff Foxworthy is not a failing comedian
That’s for starters
Hadn’t heard much from him lately, but just heard Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy are doing a show in a large outdoor music venue here in Indiana this summer.
This came from Snopes? Huh?
I try to keep my face book posts non political in nature just feel good stuff. something like this would just set up a shit storm of accusation of being prejudice against Islam witch I am and if anyone were to ask me I freely admit it. there is nothing wrong with this because there is nothing wrong with being judgmental about personnel belief systems.
It makes it appear with paragraphs intact.
ping
It’s a silly parody on Jeff’s “You Might Be A Redneck” lines. I doubt Foxworthy ever authorized, let alone penned this, though in private he might get a chuckle or two from it.
Snopes Co-Founder Embezzles $98,000, Drops Weight, Leaves Fat Wife And Marries Actual Whore
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On the bright side, he then hired the whore as a Snopes fact checker, but she only works while smoking pot!
N Pator. “On the bright side, he then hired the whore as a Snopes fact checker, but she only works while smoking pot!”
Wow, freek out...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1qQ1SKNlgY
R.
Who dares to question the Snopes the Omniscient, the oracle of Internet Truth?
If you’ve drawn up a list of people you want to decapitate, well...
DESTROY iSLAM
I’ll be if “You may be a Christian” came out, it would be everywhere, quoted by the “comedians” on tv quite freely.
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