Posted on 05/07/2015 7:18:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway
I hope every gang banger gets a big hit in the kidneys from the alpha-PVP compound in this cheap high. Kidney failure? Everyone is going to get their money’s worth from this ten cent pistol. /sarc
Well, at least tree sex keeps him limber.
He got wood.
I’ll leaf that one alone!
Good thing he wasnt toting a pistil.
I can’t believe how drugs are everywhere today; it has become so common there is no doubt that the “war on drugs” has been an absolute failure. When I was younger (mid-40s now), there were long-hair hippie types that were into it but most kids never got into it; today the most normal-looking kids (and adults as well) take some form of illegal drug or other. I’m surprised at how many parents just accept that there teenage children smoke pot; they’ve really bought into the idea that it is harmless. Those same parents sometimes host “supervised drinking” parties for the children, oblivious to the legal risks they face or the potential consequences to their children (health or legal-wise) - underage drinkers can have their drivers licenses suspended or pushed back (despite the fact that no vehicle was involved in the drinking incident.
A lot of young Americans are not prepared to defend their future livelihoods from foreigners imported here to take their jobs.
There was a man who took Flakka
Instead of chewing tobacca
Had sex with a tree
Instead of Sue Lee
The bark nearly tore his whole sack off
Why didn't he just get the medical pot?
The way I understand it, in Californicatia they give you a script for the pot and then you go to this State controlled store and buy whatever variety you prefer.
My friend (who was in considerable pain before his death) preferred whatever zonked him the hardest.
(Interesting side note. My chellspecker recognizes “Zonked” as a word.)
Ive heard rumors that Thats Baraq Hussein Obama’s other middle name
Baraq Hussein Flakka Obama?
a lot of his behavior seems to lend creedance to the rumor
Freedom!
Don’t know about the weed, but word on the street is that he is an expert at playing the meat flute.
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