Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)

NY Daily News ^ | Friday, February 20, 2015 | Nina Golgowski

[Slings and Arrows]

An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.

A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.

He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.

[Slings and Arrows]

I believe you.

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS PING ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[RichInOC]

She’s needy? You don’t say.

[freedomlover]

The corollary to that:

Crazy women are great in bed . . . because they have to be.

[Rome2000]

Watch out for those Oklahoma women!

[newfreep]

John Oates has explained that while it is natural to assume the lyrics are about a woman, the song actually was originally written about NYC in the ’80s. It’s about greed, avarice, and spoiled riches. - wiki

[Darksheare]

And what pops to mind?
“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it loses the hose again.”

[Slings and Arrows]

Little bit of projection there, I’m thinking.

[Slings and Arrows]

I know just the guy for her.

[Ditter]

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[matthew fuller]

There’s no there there in those eyes.

[NonValueAdded]

LOL

[Slings and Arrows]

Gee, and she seems like such a sweet young lady.

[Delta 21]

This is what happens when you dont stay below the crazy line.

[Batman11]

Punchline: “Henry did you see the balls on that fly?”

[MaxMax]

One of my favorite jokes.

[Batman11]

“One of my favorite jokes.”

Ha! I’m glad someone got it...

[grey_whiskers]

Post of the thread.

[grey_whiskers]

Yes...

[grey_whiskers]

Please FReepmail me the setup.