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Wu-Tang Affiliated Rapper Who Dismembered Himself Says Penis is Reattached [title shortened]
Radio.com ^ | 7/1/14

Posted on 07/03/2014 1:15:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

One-time Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper Christ Bearer says that, despite the fact that he cut his penis off in a much-written about incident in April, his member has reunited with his body and is now fully functioning. In fact, he hopes to prove both points by doing a porno film.

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TMZ’s crack interviewer asked the rapper if any drugs were involved in his self-castrating incident, which led to a series of bleeped-out expletives; however he does say, “PCP was involved!” and adds, “Kids, say no to drugs!”

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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; napl; neuter; selfmutilation; whocares; wutang
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To: Cboldt

I can’t imagine why. ;^)


21 posted on 07/03/2014 2:27:39 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Lesson: DIY doesn’t work when it comes to being a mohel."

Who would YOU let him practice on? Democrats don't have enough to work on, and conservatives are too intelligent to be gulled like that.

22 posted on 07/03/2014 2:36:08 AM PDT by jonascord (Laeti vescimur nos subacturis)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Not available for comment:
23 posted on 07/03/2014 2:39:09 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: jonascord
> "Lesson: DIY doesn’t work when it comes to being a mohel."

Who would YOU let him practice on?

It's a pizzlement.

24 posted on 07/03/2014 2:39:55 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: EEGator

Tell him to say “hi” to Tupac.


25 posted on 07/03/2014 2:41:21 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I will, right after he’s done talking to Biggie.


26 posted on 07/03/2014 2:43:54 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...

Long dong no mo.

DANG!


27 posted on 07/03/2014 2:53:17 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Border Crisis = Cloward-Piven, Chicano-style!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wu Tang. Wang Chung? Cha ka Khan. No Dong Hung? Live stem. Dead stem. Sum Ting Wong?


28 posted on 07/03/2014 3:19:14 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The title wasn’t the only thing shortened


29 posted on 07/03/2014 3:20:24 AM PDT by for-q-clinton (If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I never thought I’d find occasion to post this one, but never say never, I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It’s detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can’t for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn’t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
‘Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time...


30 posted on 07/03/2014 3:47:37 AM PDT by DemforBush (Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.)
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To: tumblindice

Ho Lee Fook!


31 posted on 07/03/2014 3:55:51 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: DemforBush
Sam Kinison on Marriage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GXPd0fnpKw

32 posted on 07/03/2014 4:00:58 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Porno films? He’s screen name should be Les Peter.


33 posted on 07/03/2014 4:58:28 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: WKUHilltopper

His...crap! lol


34 posted on 07/03/2014 4:59:40 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: WKUHilltopper

He didn’t really mean it - he just went off half-cocked.


35 posted on 07/03/2014 5:04:01 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Did this rapper Christ Bearer, feel an insatiable need to begin singing Paul McCartney's Yesterday?

("Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...) "

Silly Jacques Hasse!

36 posted on 07/03/2014 5:08:03 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’l give you a lol for the title.


37 posted on 07/03/2014 5:23:03 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: Phlap

I had to. I *had* to.


38 posted on 07/03/2014 5:25:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

> Jacques Hasse

Isn’t he the premier of Quebec?


39 posted on 07/03/2014 5:27:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He’s probably envious of a stiff wind now.


40 posted on 07/03/2014 5:38:36 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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