"[Barack Obama] never exposed the political corruption in Chicago, which I imagine is because he's not observant." - Rudy Giuliani

I live in a certain Midwestern city, in a certain Midwestern state, with a certain football team that is known simply as.... DAAAA BEARSSSS!

Da Coach is the greatest Chicagoan alive

I love living in Chicago, in the great state of Illinois, home of Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, and deep dish pizza.

And in our defense, please remember that Barack Hussein Obama is not a native Chicagoan. In fact, he seems like the kind of weenie who puts ketchup on his hot dogs.

I dream of the day when the corrupt Democratic machine is destroyed in this state and we have a representative democracy once again. Also, I dream of the day when there is a Giordanos in every major city across this great country.