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  • Military Urged to Prevent Trump's Election [semi-satire]

    06/08/2024 11:23:30 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 June 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, MSNBC's Donny Deutsch called for the US military "to intervene to prevent Trump's election this November. With polls showing that voters are becoming even more favorable toward Trump after his historic, first ever, felony conviction of a former president the situation couldn't be more dire. We need the brave leaders of our nation's elite armed forces to publicly urge voters to opt for reelecting President Biden." Deutsch contrasted "the noble service rendered by Biden heroically driving a tank in the Vietnam War to Donald Trump's 'medical exemption' from active duty. On the one hand, we have a man...
  • VIDEO: Annoying AP Reporter Hilariously "Fact Checks" Biden Normandy Squatting Moment

    06/08/2024 9:13:38 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 14 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 8, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOAs we get closer to Election Day, the Associated Press grows ever more desperate in its defense of Biden. Here we see an unintentionally HILARIOUS "fact check" by an AP reporter with an annoying voice of Biden squatting in front of a chair at the D-Day ceremony in Normandy. The reporter ignores Biden's odd squatting and makes a big deal that there was a chair there. However during another part of the same ceremony Biden did something perhaps even more bizarre. It was so strange, as you can see here, that AP has yet to think up an explanatory excuse...
  • Hiding Covid Crimes [semi-satire]

    06/08/2024 1:09:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 June 2024 | John Semmens
    As viewers of the long-running Law & Order TV show have learned, intentionally trying to conceal a crime shows "knowledge of guilt." A person not intending to do wrong does not go to elaborate efforts to hide what he is doing. This was not the case with Dr. Anthony Fauci and his National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) associates in the events leading up to and during the covid pandemic. A slew of emails among these miscreants contain typos explicitly intended to thwart computer searches of these emails. This week in Congressional testimony, Scripps Research Institute immunologist Kristian...
  • VIDEO: Eric Holder Perfectly Describes the Democrat Lawfare Playbook

    06/07/2024 8:06:39 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 7, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOFormer Attorney General Eric Holder really knows his stuff in how to apply lawfare against political opponents. In this video from December 2023 he goes deep into the details with a nuts and bolts explanation of exactly how the Democrat lawfare playbook works. Let's give Holder credit. He is really quite an expert on Lawfare and how to apply it.
  • Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years

    06/06/2024 10:44:40 AM PDT · by DFG · 18 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/06/2024 | Babylon Bee
    FRANCE — In a solemn and moving ceremony of remembrance on the 80th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, President Biden marked the occasion by dropping the first bomb on Normandy in 80 years. "Help me out Jill, I'm having a bit of a D-Day of my own in my Depends here," the President was overheard saying to the first lady as he bent over slowly and deposited a massive load of fecal matter in his pants. "Oh, boy, this is a big one. Get me out of here and help me clean this up before President Macron smells it! Not...
  • VIDEO: Morning Joe Tries to Sell Us an Old Broken Down Used Car

    06/06/2024 6:34:41 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 4 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 6 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Joe Scarborough has become a used car salesman. And when he sells, he sell HARD. As you can see he goes to extreme lengths to try to sell us an old broken down used car. Sure the car no longer works but time has smoothed over its rough edges and this version of the old broken down used car is the BEST version ever!
  • Leftists Eating Their Own: Jimmy Kimmel Live Forced to Refilm After Code Pink Radicals Disrupt Kamala Harris and Are Then ‘ASSAULTED AND CHOKED’ by Security (VIDEO)

    06/05/2024 12:02:25 PM PDT · by DFG · 32 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/05/2024 | Jim Hoft
    Last night’s live taping of Kamala Harris’ appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live descended into chaos as members of the left-wing activist group CODEPINK and a coalition of far-left activists disrupted the show. CODEPINK, known for its radical opposition to U.S. military interventions and advocacy for social justice, joined forces with groups like Chino Valley for Palestinian Liberation, Pasadena for Palestine, and autonomous residents of Los Angeles to stage their protest. Their message was clear: there can be no business as usual during what they term a “genocide in Gaza.” Security personnel preemptively identified and removed a number of activists before...
  • VIDEO: Useless Chris Wray Channels Shannon Bream to Do NOTHING about Election Interference

    06/05/2024 8:34:18 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 5, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Has there ever been a more USELESS FBI Director than Chris Wray? Of course, he is useless only if you want him to do the right thing. Otherwise he has proven himself to be a very useful partisan hack for the Democrats. The result is his trademark evasive answers when challenged about the election interference LAWFARE now being conducted against President Trump. Otherwise Wray has no problems with the FBI engaging in blatant election interference such as when the FBI INTERFERED in the 2020 election by not revealing that Hunter Biden's laptop which it had in its possession was...
  • VIDEO: Can You Hear Shannon Bream's Voice During AG Garland's Congressional Testimony?

    06/04/2024 1:31:20 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 4, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIs it just my wild imagination? Listen carefully while watching the questioning of Attorney General Merrick Garland by Congressman Matt Gaetz and see if maybe you can also hear the voice of Shannon Bream.
  • In Response To Trump Conviction, Republicans Threaten To Fire Off 'Strongliest Worded Letter Of All Time'

    06/04/2024 11:57:28 AM PDT · by DFG · 14 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/04/2024 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, DC — Following former President Donald Trump's conviction on 34 felony counts, House Republicans are threatening to deploy the most powerful tool in their arsenal: The Strongliest Worded Letter of All Time. According to political analysts, the ultimatum is a serious escalation of an already shaky political situation and comes after several Strongly Worded Letters and even a few Stronglier Worded Letters. "That's it - we're not gonna take it anymore!" cried Steve Scalise, Republican and House Majority Leader. "We let you Democrats get away with the covid lockdowns, pride month, and hundreds of thousands of baby-murdering abortions a...
  • More Problems with EVs [semi-satire]

    06/04/2024 10:48:48 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 June 2024 | John Semmens
    It is one thing to command that a nation or the world should shift to electric vehicles. A recent study from the University of Michigan found that to produce enough copper to electrify the global vehicle fleet, six new large copper mines would have to be dug each year for the next several decades. Professor Adam Simon, one of the authors of the study suggested that "building more hybrids is a better idea. They're less polluting and less costly than EVs." In an interview with host Margaret Brenna on CBS's Face the Nation, Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg asserted that...
  • VIDEO: Exasperated Liberal Can't Name Trump's Crime

    06/04/2024 7:14:07 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 4, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEORemember the underlying crimes that President Donald Trump supposedly committed but the Manhattan DA wouldn't name? Well, a liberal named Francesca Fiorentini who got up on her high horse about Trump's crimes was challenged to name his crime on Piers Morgan Uncensored and the result was hilarious. Why? Because she was unable to do so. Francesca even cheated and tried to Google the answer on the sly on her cell phone during the interview but still got it wrong. Although Francesca acted like a flustered child I did a search on her and was astounded to find out that she...
  • VIDEO: Fauci Adulation Song Now Rings Pathetically Hollow

    06/03/2024 3:28:13 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 3, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOWhen the highly cringeworthy Fauci Adulation song sung by an awkward youth early in the pandemic was first heard, it came off as mainly a laughable object of mockery. However, when you hear that same song now, especially when juxtapositioned with just some of what we have learned about Anthony Fauci since then, the song seems to be mostly just pathetically sad.BTW, what happened to the kid who sang that song and what does he now think about his erstwhile hero?
  • Boston Mayor Calls for the Decriminalization of Crime [semi-satire]

    06/03/2024 8:42:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 12 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 June 2024 | John Semmens
    Mayor Michelle Wu (D) says, "separating out people who commit 'quality of life' thefts and putting them in prison makes the kind of unity that progressives seek for society impossible." Among the activities that the Mayor considers unworthy of punishment are trespassing, shoplifting, malicious destruction of property, physical threats, and breaking and entering. "Just because someone makes life difficult for you by breaking into your home and threatening to stab you is not sufficient cause for law-enforcement to hassle, pursue, and arrest these people," she said. "Who among us has not done something similar at some point in our lives?...
  • VIDEO: Biden's Evil Grin Unleashes Mysterious Voices

    06/03/2024 5:11:45 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 3, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOJoe Biden flashed a very EVIL grin at the White House and it seems to have unleashed haunted voices. Listen carefully and you might be able to hear the voices.
  • VIDEO: Clueless Michael Beschloss Warns that Trump Will Use Lawfare Against Political Opponents

    06/02/2024 3:14:03 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 2, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOSupposed historian Michael Beschloss have proven that he has ZERO sense of irony. In the wake of the Biden DOJ directed Lawfare verdict in the Manhattan trial, Beschloss was bloviating about how Donald Trump would "wreck our rule of law" by acting like a dictator.
  • Bidenomics Better than Free Market [semi-satire]

    06/02/2024 9:57:42 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 June 2024 | John Semmens
    First Lady Jill Biden went on ABC's The View to urge voters "to choose good over evil when you cast your ballots. On the one hand we have Republicans backing the evil forces of the marketplace as the best model for growth and prosperity. Take the issue of inflation. It's been my observation that all the prices put on goods and services are placed there by human beings. If we want lower prices we must get these human beings to put lower-price tags on the merchandise. Joe is doing that. He told the CEOs of Walmart and Target that if...
  • VIDEO: Blowhard George Conway Suffers Epic Meltdown Over Trump Trial Backfire

    06/01/2024 11:06:04 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 15 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 1, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEONever Trumper George Conway appeared on a CNN panel in the wake of the Trump Kangaroo Court trial verdict. First he started bloviating about "justice" but then got slapped with a very depressing (for him) reality check by establishment type Republican Scott Jennings. What sent Conway over the edge is the sudden realization that Jennings and most other Republicans who have been lukewarm about Trump have been converted into Trump defenders due to the over the top injustice of the Manhattan Lawfare trial. It sent Conway so far over the edge that he looked like he was about to cry...
  • Dem Touts Benefit of Free Palestine [semi-satire]

    06/01/2024 10:42:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 June 2024 | John Semmens
    Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) called the creation of a Free Palestinian state "the only feasible option for peace in the Middle East. Hamas is built on an idea. You can't kill an idea with bullets and bombs. We tried this in Vietnam, but the idea of communism couldn't be killed by US troops. Likewise, the idea of a free Palestine from the river to the sea can't be killed. Yielding to this idea is the only sensible." "Of course, this would mean that the occupying Jews must be eliminated," Bowman argued. "There are fewer than 16 million Jews in the...
  • "No One Is Above the Law" [semi-satire]

    06/01/2024 12:14:53 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 June 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, former President Trump was found guilty on 34 counts of trying to conceal "hush money" payments to porn actress Stormy Daniels after the 2016 election. Normally, the statute of limitations would have prevented the case from being brought, but New York state law was modified to allow this prosecution of Trump. Considering that Daniels accepted payment for agreeing to a perfectly legal Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) yet still went on to make defamatory charges against Trump it seems clear that nothing was "hushed up." Eight years ago the Federal Elections Commission decided that since the payments were made after...