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Posted on 09/13/2001 11:14:39 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator

In the beginning the Jewish G-d created the heavens and the earth, thus paving the way for ATHEISTIC COMMUNISM. And He didst send forth His e-vil Communist agents Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and they didst play havoc with the fine, upstanding civilizations about them. And He sent forth Moses who didst fluoridate the Nile and rot the brains of aryan Egyptian children and made them soft and fans of ranchera music. And David didst commit genocide against the virtuous Philistines. And after him his son Solomon didst found an evil, G-dless One World Government. And he sent forth Jonah to save the whales.

And it came to pass that the sinister, decadent Jewish influence didst subvert the fine, upstanding, virtuous Canaanites, and their children no longer took a dump in front of their idols. And the Jews didst found and run capitalism and communism simultaneously, and didst make dirty movies, and were alienated from the soil, and were apostles of modernism among the upstanding Canaanites who didst believe in chivalry. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

And after this it came to pass. And it did pass. And the people said, "'Amein."

Now the aryan "gxd" of post-Biblical western civilization didst look down and see that the evil Biblical G-d wast wreaking havoc amongst the virtuous goyim, and he didst raise up his servants Constantine and Justinian and Arthur and Charlemagne and Roland and Isabella, and they didst make war with the evil Biblical G-d. And the holy post-Biblical pope didst wage war with the evil Biblical Kohen Gadol and didst prevail, and the holy post-Biblical rosary didst wage war with the evil Biblical tefillin and wast triumphant, and the holy post-Biblical gloria didst battle valiantly with the evil Biblical shema` and wast victorious. And the holy post-Biblical cities of Rome and Constantinople and Etchmiadzin and Aksum and Edessa and Canterbury and Mainz didst surround the evil Biblical Jerusalem whose influence wast destroying the world, and they didst overcome. But the e-vil Jewish G-d who created the world saw that was happening and He sent forth His spirit upon Abraham and Moses and David and Daniel, and they didst open their mouths, and there came out four unclean spirits like frogs. And the name of the first unclean spirit wast Jerry Falwell (he who didst corrupt the formerly virtuous Jesse Helms and made of him a Zionist patsy). And the name of the second unclean spirit wast John Hagee, who didst love the Biblical people more than he did post-Biblical western civilization. And the name of the third unclean spirit wast Hal Lindsay, who didst pervert the world with his foul pro-Jewish teachings. And the name of the fourth unclean spirit wast Jack Van Impe, who didst not appreciate his aryan western European ancestors. And they didst corrupt the world.

And the unclean spirits were simple rednecks who believed that the Bible was the Word of G-d and that it meant what it said and said what it meant. And they didst unwittingly aid and abet TALMUDIC EVIL by preaching this, for they didst not realize that the Bible derives its sanctity from meaning imposed on it from outside by western European man as a predecessor and prophecy of himself. Neither did these Bible-thumpers realize that separated from this foreign interpretation the Bible is a dangerous and disruptive influence, justifying Jewish World Rule. For in their ignorance they did not presume to judge the Creator of the Universe and His Decrees by a moral standard outside Himself.

And the unlcean spirits (Messrs. Falwell, Hagee, Lindsay, and Van Impe) didst prevail, whereupon the heart of Western Man was all to-shivered and his heart brast. And the Evil Biblical Jewish G-d didst unleash the Mexicans upon aryan America and didst inflame the Blacks of Los Angeles. And post-Biblical western civilization didst cry unto its post-Biblical "gxd."

And lo, their "gxd" didst hearken unto them, and created from the purest realm of spirit the most sublime creature to ever tread upon the earth. And they didst ride upon swift steeds to the rescue of post-Biblical western man. And post-Biblical white western European man, who hated Blacks and Mexicans, didst look upon the smutty, mud-colored Ay-rabs and did love them as a brothers, for they were of the same mind. And at the head of this herd of righteous heroes rode one of purest white and his visage was like unto an angel, and his name was Arafat.

And Arafat fought against Jewish Communism and redneck Bible-thumpers with the fierce sword of his mouth, and they couldst not withstand the wisdom of the words with which he spoke, neither could they gainsay. And it came to pass that Arafat batted his eyes and Elian Gonzalez was free. He clapped his hands and Castro fell. And with his own holy body he didst shield the world from the Jewish hippies who run North Korea. Neither were there any more abortions, because the evil Creator of the World had been thwarted.

And it came to pass that he sent forth his angel Muammar to Los Angeles, and Muammar didst defend the White Race, and didst say unto the Jewish Blacks "Flee, Third World scum!" and they fled, for they had seen no one like unto him before for whiteness. And traitorous Bible-thumpers whose Biblical sentimentality led them to betray their own kind into the clutches of TALMUDIC EVIL were liquidated. And when the Communists Abraham and Moses and David and Daniel would have fled there came one and stood in their midst, and they knew him not, for their eyes were holden. And they say unto him, "Sir, who art thou?" And he saith unto them "Thou knowest." And straightway their eyes were opened and they knew him, that he was Arafat, and their Talmudic e-vil could not withstand his aryan purity, and they were destroyed. And the post-Biblical "gxd" trimphed over the Biblical Jewish G-d Who created the world, and the post-Biblical world order defeated that troublesome Biblical world once and for all so that it could silence its gnawing doubts about its own legitimacy.

Then didst Arafat destroy the pro-Israeli United Nations that had opposed him for so long and didst set about to rectify the world. And Willis Carto and Pat Buchanan and Justin Raimondo and Charley Reese and Joe Sobran and "The_Republican" didst give unto their Lord and Master their bodies, that he might bless and purify them with his aryan semen. And evil Jewish Communism wast replaced with Holy Arab and Irish Communism, and literal interpretation of the Bible was outlawed. And the pure Canaanites, their mind now free of poisonous Jewish influence, didst return to taking dumps before their idols.

And the paleoconservatives rejoiced.

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